Tossing and Tortured 'Till Dawn

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Thursday, August 04, 2005

The game goes like this: Go to Google, type in "(My name) is", including the quotes. Copy and paste the first 10 responses you see.

1.) Lucas is best known for his results in number theory.
2.) Lucas is giving you what you wanted, but you're still pissy about the other two.
3.) Lucas is a smart man, he knows all about God.
4.) Lucas is a Fuckwad and will remain so until someone turns back time and gives Lucas a lobotomy.
5.) Lucas is so mind-bogglingly powerful.
6.) Lucas is an extremely entertaining yarn that sports fine performances.
7.) Lucas is a sexist!
8.) Lucas is an impeccable dresser, a smooth operater and a lady's man.
9.) Lucas is a CIA asset.
10.) Lucas is guilty of reckless mass manipulation and wanton obscuring.

1.) Robin is considered a reckless rogue.
2.) Robin is bonking into my window!
3.) Robin is, in fact, impetuous, hot tempered, a poor loser
4.) Robin is flexible and will turn to whatever food is most readily accessable.
5.) Robin is pleased that they outwitted the sherriff yet again.
6.) Robin is a familiar sight pulling up worms on suburban lawns.
7.) Robin is secretly a witch.
8.) Robin is NOT something only experts can tackle.
9.) Robin is not a skillful architect.
10.) Robin is a fox.

1) Sam Is Dead
2) Today, Sam is a severely disturbed 11-year-old who still has no permanent home
3) Sam is so ugly he has been mistaken for everything from a space alien to a burn victim
4) SAM is a simple voice answering machine
5) SAM is especially essential in wartime when diplomacy and negotiation become critical elements of national security strategy.
6) Sam is ultimately a steadying hand.
7) Sam is the cartoon embodiment of the government of the United States
8) SAM is distributed without cost to Academic Institutions for research purposes
9) Sam is winning as usual. No one can pee as high as he can.
10) Sam is called a sea cow because that's what he looks like

1)Ariell is blown up INSIDE the JUMBO Helium Foil Mylar balloon which is also blown up.
2)Ariell is a 666 years old female elf warrior.
3)Ariell, is also known for her high temper and extraordinary skill
with a short sword.
4)Miss Ariell is as good a girl as ever drew breath.
5)Daniel says whenever he is crying Ariell is always there to cheer him up.
6)Ariell is a corruption
7)Ariell is older than her twin
8)Ariell is boatmaster
9)ariell is a ugly bitch -fuck u.
10)Ariell is also waiting outside for you, i believe you wanted to speak with her?

1) The fans, of course, think Michael is The Sexy.
2) Michael is abandoning the music business to release his songs
online for free instead.
3) Whenever some act of wondrous power must be performed, Michael is sent, so that his action and his name may make it clear that no one can do what God does
4) Another recent film of Michael's is Almost Famous
5) MICHAEL IS FREE! MICHAEL IS FREE! white people get away with everything
6) Michael is also the highest paid racing driver in the world
7) Michael is obviously influenced by rhythym & blues
8) Michael is overcome with guilt and loss.
9) Did You Know That Mr. Michael Is Gay?
10) Michael is not entirely thoughtless -- he is slow, not stupid

1) Rachael: Is this testing whether I'ma replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?
2) But Rachael is only part of the murder equation. Everyone wanted to see Bernard Bailey dead; he was a monster.
3) rachael is in trouble
4) Rachael is the most up-front agony aunt in Britain.
5) rachael is now working as a "greeter" in the lawn & garden department
6) He is tied up and DUN-DUN-DUN it is revealed that Rachael is still alive, and is a double agent, actually working with Gundars.
7) Rachael is an experiment, nothing more.
8) Rachael is Insane. I don't normally post more than one blog entry in a day but this is ... Rachael is insane!
9) If Rachael is not here, I, where do I go? ... But Rachael is for me, and I am for Rachael. ... and Rachael is not with me, my soul is not with me.
10) Rachael is also featured on one million packages of Atta Boy.

1) Tyler is cool, collected, and incredibly cerebral
2) Tyler is Arwen has been moved
3) If Tyler is guilty, then I've lost faith in the entire sport
4) Tyler is used to turning heads
5) Tyler is sometimes referred to as the Rose
6) Tyler is among the best in the city
7) Tyler is on the right track -- maybe sex is all about gains-from-trade
8) Tyler is NOT government supported
9) Tyler is Eliminated
10) Tyler is a delightful boy who is bubbling with energy and great enthusiasm for life.

My references make me: Tyler Durden, Liv Tyler, Tyler Hamilton, Tyler, TX (the city,) an economist, a reality show contestant, and a candidate for adoption.


  • At 4:43 PM , Blogger Jessica said...

    1) Jessica is a lesbo.
    2) Ya Jessica is Stupid but she is hot.
    3) Right now, Jessica is recovering from her second surgery.
    4) Jessica is pregnant, will divorce Nick.
    5) My daughter Jessica is a big fan of VC Andrews.
    6) Jessica is a freshman in college and is loving it!
    7) Jessica is strong willed.
    8) Jessica is clueless and refuses to clean their home, which means that there are constantly large piles of dirty clothes everywhere.
    9) Jessica is making sure her fans get awesome seats, starting with the first row!
    10) But here Jessica is using fractions and other advanced mathematical concepts to explain how an infinite set of numbers can exist between any two whole numbers.

    Yay! Fun game! Makes me hate my name even more since most of the references are for Jessica Simpson...

  • At 11:23 AM , Blogger ebola said...

    Andy is getting back on his bike.

    Andy i love you no matter wat and if your show ever gets cancelled I'll cry my eyes out! (Andy Milonakis)

    Andy is human. (Andy Milonakis)

    Andy is (uhh?) interesting. (Andy Milonakis)

    Andy is not a
    kid, he just looks like one. (Andy Milonakis)

    It's even more important to note that Andy is not pretentious or even trendy.

    If you want to see good tennis, Andy is the one to watch.

    Andy is a former model who for 12 years owned a successful modeling company.

    Andy is an editor at O'Reilly Media, a highly respected book publisher and technology information provider.

    On the surface, Andy is sheriff of Mayberry in North Carolina. (Andy Griffith)



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