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Monday, January 30, 2006

The stuff people make up.

Dr. Paul Brians of WSU has put together this excellent website regarding common errors in the English language. Take a look at it!

In a discussion about the proper use of sentence fragments, (some exist) he creates this amusing little number inspired by the Illiad

Menelaus: Aha! Helen!
Helen (startled): Beloved husband!
Menelaus: Slut!
Paris (entering, seeing Menelaus): Oops. 'Bye.
Menelaus: Not so fast!
(stabs Paris). Paris: Arrggh!

Dr. Brians should have a little sit-down with Strong Sad.

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