Tossing and Tortured 'Till Dawn

I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Incongruence:

  • There is a Sak's Fifth Avenue in Portland. It is between Third and Fourth.
  • I considered some Tropicana Orange Strawberry Banana juice. Tropicana "Pure premium" is "not from concentrate." I wondered how they sourced Strawberry and Banana without concentrate. The ingredients list "strawberry juice concentrate, grape juice concentrate, banana puree concentrate." Also, "pure" includes pure Natural Flavors added.
  • There is a sign at my apartment saying "MISSING A CAT" in extra-large bold font, followed by a description and a phone number. At the top of the page as a header, well above the "missing" line, a small font reads "is anyone." The ad is for a found cat, not a lost one.

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