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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Hug Police:

Occasionally, I buy a newspaper. I almost always regret it. Saturdays, especially, can be so bad it’s silly. Today, there’s an article getting front-page coverage about hugging. Terrorists Killed! Hugging in schools!

“We try to discourage it [hugging],” said one middle school principal.

Another mentions hugging is permitted, but they’ve only got three seconds. After that, the gesture enters the Red Zone. “Some kids try and go there, but we put and end to it,” said Principle Fritz.

Way. To. Go.

Put an end to the madness.

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