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Friday, June 16, 2006

Spitting out a rotten kid in Namibia will be fun!

At least, so Britney Spears seems to think. Apparently, she's heard that Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt did it, and figures she ought to join in.

Now, yours truly cares little for the exploits of silly Hollywood "celebrities," especially those like Mrs. Federline, but has she, um, actually thought about this?

Though Jolie, 31, became famous for being an incarnation of sensuality, she's devoted much of her life to actively helping to make the world a better place. Her two older children were adopted from Cambodia and Ethiopia. She's a UN goodwill ambassador, and has donated millions of dollars of her own money to build schools and hospitals in low-income counries, not to mention contributing time and energy to charitiy fundraisers the world around. She even sold the exclusive rights to the first photos of newborn Shiloh for a cool $5,000,000, says the starpulse weblog. The $5m went to children's charity UNICEF, of course. When she stayed in Namibia -- and I honestly don't know why she chose the African nation of about 2m people -- she also donated a six-figure amount to help them improve a state-run hospital.

I think I heard Spears recently donated a six-figure amount to "K-Fed" for a Ferrari. Popozao!

But the life of Britney Spears is so, so hard! Those photographers won't stop! They've come close to making her drop her first child, and nearly forced her to hurl the tike through the windshield of her car!


  • At 12:02 PM , Blogger Al Maviva said...

    I enjoy looking at Ms. Jolie nearly as much as Salma Hayek, who is no relation to Friedrich Hayek, unfortunately. When looking at Ms. Jolie, such is her pout-power, that I have to keep reminding myself, "just because she is really really good, doesn't mean she can't be stark raving nuts, too."

    No word yet on what happened to her vial of blood that Billy Bob used to wear around his neck; or what happened to Angelina's vial of Billy Bob blood that she used to wear around her own neck. I wonder who got custody...


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