Tossing and Tortured 'Till Dawn

I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

So, yes, it's official. I put in my letter of resignation at the coffee shop I'd been working at for the past year or so. After all, I thought, why be a wage slave when I can make CEO income from home, working only part-time? At least, that's what the little sign told me. And corrugated plastic signs with spray paint on them don't lie, right?

Actually, as of August 18th, I'll be working for Raleigh America. I've had the pleasure to ride their bicycles for the last two years, and from where I sit it feels like a dream job to be working in and among them daily. Corporate HQ is directly on a bike trail, on which I will ride for about ten out of the fifteen commute miles. I'll have indoor parking for my bike, a locker, and a shower. A desk, business cards, a real living wage.

This is good.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Wish me luck with this thing.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Fractional Accounting:

I used a coupon today, and it had the usual fine print: "Void where prohibited." (well, duh.) "Not valid in combination with any other discount or offer. One coupon per customer." (yeah, standard fare.) Then, of course, is this one: "Cash value 1 / 20th of 1 cent."

Does anyone know why most coupons are "worth" either $.0005 or $.001? I'm sure it's in response to some kind of legislation, but, I have no idea what that is. Also, has anyone ever tried to collect two thousand coupons and trade them in for a dollar? Does it work? To whom would you remit this stack?

Also, you know the world is getting "smaller" when currencies are designed so that they can seamlessly integrate with one another. The Euro, of course, does this intentionally, and everyone sees Canadian coins, especially pennies, in American change jars daily. I used to reject the things, but now that they're worth the same as their domestic counterparts, it's not really worth bothering.

But this week I got, in a roll of "quarters" from the bank, one Phillipine Piso. And, in the dimes cup of my cash drawer at work, I found this:

I think I'm more amazed by this than some of the people to whom I showed it, who thought it was simply novel. Sure, it is nifty, too, but one of the reasons I think it's impressive is the level of globalization it demonstrates. I mean, that says "zhongghuo renmin yinhang:" this is PRC currency. Up until, say, ten years ago, that was one of the most isolated counties in the world, and now their currency can just blend in fairly seamlessly. Of course, it was included as a dime, and at first I though it was one yuan, or about ten to fifteen cents, which woulda been cooler still, but it's actually one jiao, which is worth one tenth of one yuan.

Still, that's definitely saying something.

Don't you think?