Tossing and Tortured 'Till Dawn

I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

We the undersigned, do avow and promise that, on the day of the 14th of February, we will not purchase overpriced flowers, we will not purchase frivolous trinkets and baubles, we will not battle for reservations at restaurants we may not otherwise visits amid the teeming masses.

While we reserve the right to appreciate our loved ones and relationships in whatever private and appropriate manner we see fit, we will under no circumstances purchase a premade greeting card to commemorate that occasion.

Likewise, if we are not currently romantically intertwined, we agree that the 14th of February will pass just as the 13th did and the 15th will, with no particular sadness derived from whatever pink flowers and imagined affection we may chance to see on commercials, billboards, or other advertising media.


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